Ann's Misadventures - #1

[Ann] actually talk about random

this morning my coworker dave and i were walking to work

we were stopped at a light and while we were waiting.... this homeless woman was bugging us

she was a little high i think...

she was talking about how nice my skin is! no joke

so random
[me] were you flattered?
[Ann] haha well for all i know she could've been saying the same thing to a lightpost 5 mins prior

so i didn't take it too seriously

[me] awww sad

she was just trying to give you a compliment, ann

i swear, so mean

[Ann] i said thanks!

but she was not in the frame of mind to be taken seriously

The Cutest Intern

[Hannah] the cutest intern just dropped off his timecards!

[me] ooh, be friendly

[Hannah] he's like stereotypically nerd

[me] *SWOON

[Hannah] and i couldn't stop cracking up after he left

he gave us 4 timecards and we said 4?

[me] what do you mean by "stereotypically nerd"?

[Hannah] and he said...in his nasally voice...i like to clump them together

and we said, it's better to turn them in weekly

and he said, this is my last week so, i hope you can forgive me

like steve erkel but not as extreme

so cute

curly hair

khaki pants

glasses

[me] ....that's not what i pictured when you said "the cutest intern"....

[Hannah] but i just wanted to hug him

he was so cute

"i hope you can forgive me"